February 2012
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my sisters's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
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Now I'm bored
clitc0mmander:
Why do the attractive ones have to live so far away
^
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god
Finally in bed.
Being naked is so good.
Watchlittlescruff:
hanesty:
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
No words. zero.
SARAH SOME BITCH IS SWIMMING IN OUR FOUNTAIN.
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